mabuhay! welcome aboard my dear passengers..... this is cLaudE speaking, your multi-tasking pilot, at your service. before i take you to flight, first and foremost, i would like to give a few reminders for your own safety. please make sure that you wear your seatbelts, as i am a very inconsistent and incoherent pilot. topics may vary from Christianity, world civilization to the 1st national cheerleading camp. amen..i agree..hephep horray. please be advised to listen to some form of music while taking this trip...as the latter would be extremely (i repeat, extremely) long. i am a great jabber...and you wouldn't want to be bored. if ever it has occured to you to evacuate from this trip, exit doors, marked "X", are found on the uppermost right hand corner of your explorer window. and lastly, if you have not been informed of the destination of this flight...i would like to reiterate that the final destination is undefined. but don't fret my dear passengers, as this would be a round-trip fare...and before you know it, you'll be back home...thinking less, i assume, of what has just occurred..or has been read. have a safe trip. and God bless!